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The Daria Diaries

So... I've had this book for ages and decided almost as long ago that I was going to post my favorite quotes... then I kept not doing it. So I'm doing it now in my small effort to try a tiny revival of this community. *sigh*

Brittany (in a letter to Kevin): Don't you know that girls who actually PLAY sports instead of CHEERING for GUYS who play sports are bad news with a capital T!

(description of Mr. Demartino): Beneath his gruff exterior, he's a puppy dog. A rabid puppy dog.

Jesse (Trent's best friend, the one who plays guitar in Mystik Spiral for those who don't know): Practice makes perfect. And leather pants don't hurt.

Daria: Smart is not a four-letter word. That would be smar

(on a note)
"UPCHUCK
STOP SHOOTING SPITBALLS AT ME OR I'LL RIP YOUR LUNGS OUT.
JANE.

Darling - Those aren't spitballs... they're delicate projectiles of love."


Daria: Occassionally I think about doing something to change my situation, but where am I going to get hold of a Stealth Bomber?

Daria: The future is an enormous question mark, and I don't know what lies ahead. I only know that if it moves, I'm shooting it.
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