Brittany (in a letter to Kevin): Don't you know that girls who actually PLAY sports instead of CHEERING for GUYS who play sports are bad news with a capital T!
(description of Mr. Demartino): Beneath his gruff exterior, he's a puppy dog. A rabid puppy dog.
Jesse (Trent's best friend, the one who plays guitar in Mystik Spiral for those who don't know): Practice makes perfect. And leather pants don't hurt.
Daria: Smart is not a four-letter word. That would be smar
(on a note)
STOP SHOOTING SPITBALLS AT ME OR I'LL RIP YOUR LUNGS OUT.
Darling - Those aren't spitballs... they're delicate projectiles of love."
Daria: Occassionally I think about doing something to change my situation, but where am I going to get hold of a Stealth Bomber?
Daria: The future is an enormous question mark, and I don't know what lies ahead. I only know that if it moves, I'm shooting it.