I love Daria; the queen of teen sarcasm and the sworn cynical enemy of overloaded teen angst. God, I miss that series so much. The quotes really made my day.
Here's my contribution:
TEEN BOY: Where have you girls been all our lives?
DARIA: Waiting for you. We were born in this room. We grew up in this room. And we're going to die in this room, alone.
TRENT: Do you ever feel like you’re wasting your life, Daria?
DARIA: Only when I’m awake.
MR. O'NEILL: Right here and now, let’s pledge to make Daria’s dream a reality.
DARIA: You mean the one where people walking down the street burst into flames?